The World According to Jess

Hi, Im Jessica. im from the 913 JOCO BITCH! Im not shy at all. I like ke$ha and chipmunks, but not squirrels they freak me out! Beyond popular belief, i am not asian, but im refered to as whasian. and im slightly Ballistophobic.

May 17, 2012 4:37 pm
4:36 pm
4:31 pm
im going to marry him and then we are going to have some jesus lovin’ children.

im going to marry him and then we are going to have some jesus lovin’ children.

May 13, 2012 10:53 pm
so frat. LOVE IT

so frat. LOVE IT

(Source: pretty-sails-pink-whales, via rhodeislandbelle)

10:53 pm
eli young band <3

eli young band <3

(Source: yoursororitysister, via rhodeislandbelle)

10:49 pm
sarahbelle93: I love me some luke bryan.

sarahbelle93:

I love me some luke bryan.

(Source: -dixiefried)

10:47 pm

(via pursuitofhapppinessss)

March 30, 2012 10:53 pm
i do now, all thanks to 1d! (:

i do now, all thanks to 1d! (:

(Source: francodave, via r-ecklessyouth)

March 10, 2012 7:50 pm

THATS RIGHT MIZZOU IS NOW BIG 12 CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!

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February 10, 2012 11:52 pm

Instead of saying “cool story bro” try these out:

how-you-doin:

1) Fascinating Discourse Chum
2) Riveting Fable Comrade
3) Intriguing Anecdote Brethren
4) Perpetuating Argument Colleague
5) Sweet Saga Yo
6) Waste of Time Jerk
7) Spellbinding Reiteration There My Chumly Companion
8) Phantasmagorical Novelization Oh Great One
9) Interesting Intellect Imbecile
10) Trepidating Boar Fetus
11) Ballin’ Gossip dawg!

(via chickenpoopforthesoul)